It is well known some breeds of dog tend to vote Democratic.
Pit Bulls, despite a very heavy "Urban" demographic have a long association with the Grand Old Party.
While numerous journals here and elsewhere have documented Ms. Palin's insults to: Single Mother's, Community Organizers, History, Reality, Our Intelligence, Earmarkers, Non-Moose Killers, Non-Snowmobile-Racers, Non-Book-Burners, Non-End-Times-Are-Next-Weekers, People with Passports they have actually used, and voters who live in the lower 48...
I don't think anyone has covered this extremely exciting news:
Pit Bulls, insulted she would claim to have anything like their well earned toughness, are moving into D colum... Testimony Below:
"It started as soon as we unlucked the election pound," Said Miss Emma, supervisor of Doglections in Bowser MA, "They just started showing up by the leashload and changing registration. Spike Bitemhard and I have been friends for years, he was in here. He wanted to reregister, he said he had been waffling about McCain for a while, the whole having a Ferret and a Turtle for a pet really made him wonder about the man's sanity, but when that Pale Woman with the wierd accent threatenned to put on lipstick and try to pass herself as a pitbull? It was too much.
Sarie, a Dogmunity activist from central New Hampshire reports similar feelings expressed this morning at the Dog Park.
"The 'big ball boys', that is the little club they call themselves, you have to be a pitbull, or dobie, or mastiff, something overly butchish to join...but anyway they all were talking about it. For that wierd little buttercup of human to claim they can be a dog with just lipstick? I think not. It seemed absurd at the time to me, and I already know I am supporting Nader. But it is really clear they never focus grouped the lipstick thing."
"I can't say I can understand it. I am just, flabbergasted, flumuxed, hairballed, if you don't mind my saying," offered Pugsley Steepfees, a political consultant focused on the K9 Demographic who had been employed by the Romney campaing. "I mean we had that whole 'setter on the car-roof' issue which just crushed us in the news for days. And we didn't go looking for a fight there mind you. I just don't think the McCain team has thought through any of the things this woman is saying. Sure, she's a babe, and I don't care if the American Flag Bikini photo is photoshopped. It's a hot shot, she should go for it. Larger caliber weapon. Maybe if she got the right set of gun-dogs into the picture she could win back some of the tough dogs. But I don't know. I mean, this is just a simple rule: Don't mix pink lipstick metaphors with Pit Bulls. Rotties, maybe, they got a sense of humor, but Pits? Just stupid. It cost her a heap of votes."