Having sat through the GOP debates on ABC and now Fox, It occurs to me they could all just crib one speech and be done with it.
"If America's Americans be American in the tradition of America, then we can make Stable Change Together. As Ronald Reagan always said: It's Morning in America. It's still that Morning in America for American's who know that God has put us here in the Shining City on the Hill. We have so much we can do together on Taxes. So much we can do to solve our problems if we keep our American Optimism. We just need to buckle down and get to work with our rolled up sleeves on America's Challenges. We are winning in the world against Islamic Radicals. Our economy is strong. Our resolve is strong.
As Ronald Reagan stood up to The Soviet Union, we need to stand up to the Islamic Fascists. We all need to work together against the Democratics who are living in the past not the future. Americans know they are special people. A Chosen People. Who need Taxes Cut. Who need to have no Death Taxes. Who need to know their Children will always have no Taxes either. We need to solve our problems by working together with God's help and the help of each other. Not to be negative about anything but to be positive. I am positive. My opponents are negative. Washington is Broken, and full of insiders. And I am the one who can Change it. No one else can change Washington for American's. We need to get better on Health Care without HillaryCare. We need to get better on energy while staying competitive. We need to fix immigration without breaking America. Fixing it for Americans, not for non Americans. We need a steady hand. We need an American Leader in the American Tradition of Ronald Reagan. Who will stand and up and follow the truth of who we are, and always understand the needs of all of us as Americans. You can trust me for my experience, my love of America, my understanding of the needs of America, and my belief that God has chosen Americans to be American.
Thank you."
If I missed anything, do let me know.